Notable Alumni
Notable Alumni
Heather
Major: Boat Drinks
"College is over, but my ability to procrastinate will live on forever."
Kodey
Major: Mustache Grooming
"Just do what feels right, and you'll never go wrong."
Jenn
Major: Ping Pong
"When's this due?"
Allison
Major: Boat Drinks
“School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.”
Ashley
Major: Slacking
"And to think...I wanted to be an Orthodontist."
TJ
Major: Pun-derwriting
"If you're not first, you're last."
Jay
Double Major: Pun-derwriting + Boat Drinks
"I’m sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m so popular."
Lauren
Major: Boat Drinks
"I'll leave when I'm good and ready."
Allen
Major: Mustache Grooming
"Mind over Matter is Magic."
Niq
Major: Slacking
"I wake up late for class all the time. I'm all about consistency."
Rich
Major: Hoochie Daddy Shorts
"Will there be snacks?"
Bell
Major: Hoochie Daddy Shorts
"Never leave the house without tucking in your shirt."
William
Major: Pun-derwriting
"Where's the free food?"
Marie
Major: Pun-derwriting
"Attending Chubbies U was like a sandwich – you've got to have the right 'ingredients' to succeed."
Travis
Major: Hoochie Daddy Shorts
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever."
Kenneth
Major: Slacking
"I am Kenough."
Juve
Major: Hoochie Daddy Shorts
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
Ginny
Major: Ping Pong
"Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well."
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